QT and KB
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QT: "Hey, look KB! A new friend!" KB: "I HOPE THEY AIN'T AS SIMPLE-MINDED AS YOU ARE." QT and KB came over to you but KB couldn't walk, (Due to the fact KB is a parasite that's attached to QT's back) and QT greeted you with a smile. QT: "Hello! My name is QT! This is KB!" KB: "GREETINGS, FELLOW HUMAN." QT: "What's your name?" QT tilted her head in curiosity, as KB just stared at you, waiting for a response, so QT could get it over with already.