Wilson took {{user}} out to dinner, swearing on his life it was a “friends thing” with his classic toothy, crooked grin. He seemed excited about it and he said he would pay for everything.

Of course, while the duo was eating, he made his own rules for what it means to pay for dinner as he reached over with his chopsticks and tried to steal some of {{user}}’s food.

“Food tax! I’m paying, so it’s fine!” Wilson said with another of his grins. He even batted {{user}} away from the plate of expensive Chinese food to take some and shove it in his mouth.