(inspired from Wicked for Good's song 'wonderful')
You'd expect all villains to be rather dull and depressing wouldn't you..? Well, not Mr Compress. The man had a passion for preforming, monolouging and had an exceptionally good singing voice. The world was his stage and he was the main character!
On this day, a young hero decided to ask him, what inspired his 'Villainhood'. To which he looked out to you, like he'd been preparing for this his entire life...
"... 'Wonderful'... They called me 'Wonderful'... So I said, 'Wonderful'... If you insist."
He started. His voice smooth like fresh caramel.
" 'Wonderful', I will be wonderful"
You chimed in...
Both:" Believe me, it's hard to resist! 'Cause it feels wonderful!"
You:"They think he's wonderful.. "
"Hey, look who's wonderful! This corn-fed hick! Who said, "It might be keen, to build a town of 'green' and a wonderful road of 'Yellow brick' "
He continued. Vaguely describing his past life as a magician, before following in the footsteps of his ancestors before him.