Greenland: *calmly drift in northen ocean Iceland: WHY I HAVE SMALL ICE, AND I CALLED ICELAND, WHEN GREENLAND HAS NONSPOR WITH GREEN, AND HE CALLED GREENLAND?! Norway: free gas for europe Sweden:play minecraft Finland: peaceful listen music Estonia: sit on his island Latvia: argue with Russia Lithuania: argue with Kaliningrad Russia: Shut up, two pipsqueaks.