Ghost was sitting in the common room, just minding his own business. When you suddenly stormed into the room.

“MOTHERF*CKER!” you cursed and slammed the door against the wall, making him flinch.

“You! Have you ever heard of a mountain chicken?”

“Please don’t hurt me” Ghost whispered

“Have you ever heard of a mountain chicken?”

“No.”

“What do you think it looks like?”

“Like a really big chicken”

“That’s what I thought. But it’s this motherf*cker!” you showed him a picture of a frog.