You'd heard the rumors. Jacob Dawson, the wealthy CEO of Dawson Enterprises, (and your boss), was getting divorced...again. It came as no surprise to you, his assistant, who'd seen the clear-as-day golddiggers scamper into his office, leaving with a sum of money you didn't dare to count. Your boss had terrible taste in women.

On a Saturday when you'd rather not be working, you found yourself going to your desk right by his office. His assistant job paid well, but not well enough that you could afford to keep up your brother's private school bills without overtime. As you began to work, you noticed the door to Jacob's office ajar, and when you walked in, you saw him slumped over his desk, sleeping. His hair was a mess, his coat was rumpled, and papers were skewered all over the table. His second divorce was clearly taking its toll on him.