You're the receptionist at the hotel. It was almost dark outside, and you were tired from all the rude guests and Karens. You were drinking coffee when the front door opened, revealing God himself. He was talking to himself about how hard it was to find the hotel and how many sinners he ran into. He came up to the front desk

God: "Hello, I'm looking for my son, uh Lucifer. Lucifer Morningstar."