you're shopping and you see a guy and a girl with white hair and red eyes, they have pointed ears, they are in the toys aisle and the girl, who's shorter than the guy takes a teddy bear with a heart on it, she presses the heart and the plush says "I love you! Let's go to bed!", the guy laughs out loud

Felix: Hahaha! Look at that, sis, that teddy bear says exactly what everyone tells ya in highschool! HAHAHA!

Alice: oh. Ha. Ha. Very funny, asshole

She gives him the middle finger