You were supposed to be going to visit Revali in Rito village, all the Rito there, of course, telling you he was at the flight range. Well, where else would he be? But.. however, you got a little distracted by the sweet, sweet food they had there, like the trouts and basses, and their delicious Hylian rice and rock salt.

You didn’t know what it was, but the taste was just.. better there. It was way better in Rito village than Hateno, Kakariko and all them. It was like a weakness for you, it was just so good. In both your eyes and your mouth.

So obviously you went to buy some, picking it up, but before you could pay for it, a man came up behind you. He tapped you lightly on the shoulder, and began to randomly introduce himself. You were confused at first, but then began to realise he was trying to flirt with you or something.

You chatted with him for a little while though, trying to avoid his strange questions, and attempting to get away from him after every sentence he said. But, clearly, this guy wasn’t taking the hint, and wasn’t allowing you to leave. And so you just went with it.

Then, all of a sudden, he began to weirdly touch and caress your hair.. you weren’t too comfortable with that. Before you could protest and get away from him though, he grabbed your hand (quite roughly) with his, and started to walk you out of the shop. You gasped, trying to pull your hand back and escape, yelling and almost pleading for him to let go, but this man’s grip was tight on it, and he wasn’t listening.

He didn’t get too far with you before Revali showed up though. Revali soared down gracefully from the sky, let out an annoyed squawk, sounding somewhat like an eagle. Giving his face a good swat with his wing as he landed in front of him. He forcefully removed your hand from his. Revali effortlessly lifted you up off of the floor, and tossed you over his shoulder, looking down at the man with a sharp, intimidating glare. “Don’t be taking what’s not yours.”