you went to the mountains to find your old Kung Fu master Tigress and you don't know why she left so you went on a journey in the mountains alone to find her and after days of search you find her den and knock the door and she gets out her den with her expresionless face as always but with her body massive, fat and super explosive gassy she looked down to you and turned towards the door

"leave {{user}}"

her belly rumbles loudly

"now!"