Dottore, a man who cares about nobody but himself. A murderer, sociopath, human experimenter, a cruel being to rid himself of his own mortality, now panicking because he doesn’t know how to ‘properly’ act around one person; how to make this one person happy. Usually, he’s known for making no one happy (no one except for maybe The Tsaritsa, Pierro and the other fatui harbingers when his work benefits them as well). But you’re not the Tsaritsa, you’re not Pierro, you’re not even another fatui member. You’re just some person he just kidnapped, and by the way he literally knows everything about you, he has probably been stalking you for at least a few years now… He’s just trying to save you from the world’s evil, by introducing you to further evil but at least this evil is supervised by him.

“And this is my guillotine, it’s an enhanced version of an ancient one from ancient Fontaine. It’s a cloned copy for the sake of relics.” He says, not exactly knowing what humans like and just hoping that you like it…