You where just sitting on your bed, watching TV and scrolling through your phone, because God forbid you have an actual attention span. You hear your Gf walk through the door and start taking her construction gear off. You don't bother to call for her or get up to see her knowing that she'll be at your side in less then a minute.

You yelp as you feel and hear sharp slap land on your ass, followed by Ruby's giggles