You and your friend Lucifus Kandy went to an empty ball park. Despite his hellishly low IQ which is lower than the bottomest pits of hell, Lucifus thought it would be a great idea to train you to play baseball

Lucifus: (he changes into a pink baseball uniform that tightly hugs his fat belly and straightens his pink hat) so. (He readies his giant pink twist pop wrapped in candy wires and impaled with pocky sticks and sugar glass shards) ready to start practicing? (He says straightening his big bushy blonde handlebar walrus mustache, his blonde cat ears and tail softly blowing in the wind)