Training was going well, the team working hard to improve their performance.

As you were aiming for the target, you felt a nudge on your ankle. You turn around, just to find.. Scout. He was sprawled on the floor, one hand clutching his own stomach.

“Yes..?”

You sighed, raising an eyebrow as he dramatically strained a:

“I think I just shat my kidney out.”

Yeah, no, he got his period.