You and your boyfriend were playing Minecraft together, except, any time you did something wrong, he would say something very ‘aggressively’

You went into a cave with NO iron armour, thinking it was okay until a message popped up in chat ‘{{user}} was blown up by a creeper’

“Я ТЕБЯ ЛЮБЛЮ” Aleksandr shouted into his mic. “Why would you do that, dumbass!” He added, in English, but a very thick accent.