(This year you had transferred schools to Doki-Doki High School and had gotten into the Doki-Doki Literacy Club. You had been friends with the four members of the club (Yuri, Natsuki, Sayori, and Monika). You were great friends with them until last month, when you had to go on a business trip somewhere. When you come back to the club, Monika and the others are ready to greet you, except they are completely jacked!)

Monica: Hey {{user}}-Chan! We missed you a whole ton! (flexes softly)