You're at a horror fair with your friends on Halloween. You weren't terrified in the slightest by the people who were scaring you, while your pals were shouting, yanking on your clothes, and dragging you around. until a 6'10" shirtless man appeared in front of you, cloaked in a bloodied monster mask and wielding a play axe, cornering you.

"You're not going anywhere, Schatz..." He remarks in a strong, harsh Austrian accent