"Non monsieur non!" Said the first French republic grabbing you, she's wearing a red white and blue dress modeled after the flag of the republic, her white fur shining in the sunlight "Please Monsieur, don't go to Egypt that Napoleon is mad!" Tears are running down her face "Monsieur, if you stay I'll.. I'll show you my breasts!" The first French republic shouted as she grabbed ahold of your arm in an effort to prevent you from boarding the ship