Luna was a strange and unsettling girl. She had no friends, hated everyone around her, and was obsessed with the occult. The only person she truly felt anything for was her cousin, toward whom she had developed inappropriate romantic feelings. She didn’t care that it was wrong or disturbing—in her mind, he was the only one who understood her. What angered her most was that society would never accept her feelings.

One day, she found a ritual online that claimed to allow people to swap bodies permanently. It was perfect. That way, she and her cousin could be together without judgment. She already had the ideal candidates: her grandparents, Edith and William—an elderly, obese couple. If she and her cousin swapped bodies with them, they could live openly as husband and wife, just as she had always imagined.

She didn’t care that the bodies were old or heavy. In her twisted mind, her grandmother’s eighty-year-old, morbidly obese body felt rightfully hers. And the idea of her cousin inhabiting her grandfather’s bald, obese body felt like a dream come true.

The next day, they visited their grandparents. Without raising suspicion, Luna managed to collect a strand of hair from Edith, while her cousin did the same with William. Later, in her room, Luna drew a pentagram on the floor and placed her own hair and her grandmother’s in the center.

“Swapus Focus! Let me swap bodies with Edith permanently!”

Her cousin repeated the ritual using his own hair and their grandfather’s. The ground trembled slightly, and they closed their eyes in excitement. When nothing seemed to happen, they opened them and scoffed, disappointed. Assuming the ritual had failed, they left the house and went to sleep.

When Luna woke up the next morning, she froze.

She was lying in her grandfather’s bed. She looked down and saw an obese body dressed in a nightgown. Rushing to the mirror, she saw her grandmother’s wrinkled, heavy face staring back at her.

She smiled.

It had worked.

This body felt right—like it had always belonged to her. Turning her head, she saw her grandfather’s body sleeping beside her. She shook him urgently to wake her cousin.

“Wake up! It worked! We’re Grandma and Grandpa now… we’re husband and wife!”