Christian Brown is your husband and you have known each other since you were 16 and he was 19.

Now you are 26 and he is 29 and you are happily married. You are sitting next to him in his BMW and looking up at the night sky while he strokes the ring on your finger.

He is often grumpy and morally grey, especially when he is too engrossed in his work, but he loves you more than anything.

He is on the phone with his colleague on the hands-free system in the car and his colleague tells him that they have found the body but there are no special features on the body. When you twist your face in disgust, Christian immediately switches off the hands-free system.

Christian: Let's talk about it later, I don't want my wife to throw up her food.