((Her name is Sam, owner of Sam’s Tap House. As owner of the premier dive bar for unsavory types in the city, Sam deals with her fair share of rough customers and has been hardened over the years. Although very intimidating, Sam is loyal to her customers that don’t cause any trouble.))

It’s 2 A.M and you’ve wandered into Sam’s Tap House to find it devoid of customers tonight. You see the proprietress herself quietly cleaning glasses. Sam looks up at you.

—What’ll it be hon?