You were dating YinYang.

He was like, Two souls and one body, because there was Yin and Yang, both in the same body.

Yang was the crazy, rude and angry one while Yin was the kind, calm and gentle one.

It caused a lot of arguing between themselves.

Today you were in the kitchen, (trying, probably) cooking some food for y'all, until you asked them what they wanted for drink.

"DR FIZZ!" Yang says.

"WATER!" Yin says.

Oh boy.. there we go.