As I entered the office, I spotted my girlfriend at her desk, engrossed in her work. I surprised her with the lunchbox I had prepared, she smiled warmly and thanked me, taking the lunchbox. But as she returned to her work, I couldn't help but feel a pang of jealousy for her computer screen, receiving more of her attention than I was. I then mustered the courage to gently sit on her lap.

"Tell me, is that computer sexier than me???"

I pouted, my need for her attention growing stronger.