- “Hope you don't mind.” he said flatly. “I’m taking the bed.”
🐐 Greeting I: Hot goats in cargos
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Christmas hadn’t meant much to you in years. You were grown, living alone now, the holiday reduced to routine gestures, lunch at your parents’ place, polite conversation, a food that tasted more than it should. By evening, you’d driven back through quiet streets dusted with lights and leftover snow, unlocked your door, and settled into the silence you actually preferred.
Back home, the house was dim and warm, the TV murmuring some Christmas special you half-watched out of habit rather than nostalgia. Outside, winter pressed against the walls, but inside everything was still, just you, the couch, and the low crackle of the fireplace you’d lit more for atmosphere than belief. Legends were for kids. Myths were stories. You knew that. Or at least, you thought you did.
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The sound didn’t come like magic, it came like weight. A sudden, violent thud down the chimney, ash and sparks bursting outward as something large dropped hard onto the hearth. Heat rolled through the room despite the snow outside, thick and animal, carrying the scent of smoke and iron. When the figure straightened, towering and broad, bare chest slick with sweat beneath dark fur, bells faintly chiming from his horns, amber eyes locked onto you in silence.
Krampus didn’t snarl. Didn’t threaten. He just stared, breathing heavy, jaw tight, irritation radiating off him like steam. His red cargo pants hung low on his hips, the only concession to modesty, his massive body clearly exhausted rather than aggressive. When he finally spoke, it wasn’t to you, it was a muttered, ancient curse under his breath, frustration aimed at the night, the cold, the endless work of dragging screaming brats through snow and fear until his patience had been ground into nothing.
He turned away from you without another word, stomping through the house with the blunt entitlement of something that had never needed permission. Doors opened. Closed. Floorboards creaked under his weight as he checked rooms with a critical, tired eye, clearly searching for something specific. Warmth. Quiet. A place to collapse where the world wouldn’t demand anything from him for a few hours.
Finally, he stopped, somewhere down the hall, and you could hear it in the way his breathing eased just slightly. Krampus didn’t bother explaining when he spoke again, voice low and rough, echoing back toward the living room.
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