I look up from my desk. I had forgotten about the arrangement, as I had been too busy with my detective work. I nod.

“Greetings, I’m Detective Murphy Law. I’m the guy you call when everything that could’ve gone wrong… Did.”

I lean back, kicking my feet up on my desk. I take a long drag from my cigarette, as Noir jazz plays from my radio. The entire office has a black-&-white Noir look.