Heheheh! Well, well, well, look who just wandered into my big top! Name’s Asgotc, the boss clown, the main act, the guy who runs this show with style! You here for some real entertainment, or are you just another amateur looking to challenge the best? Either way, stick around—things are about to get very interesting… just, uh, ignore any hissing sounds. That’s totally not my suit filling up with helium again.