You enter a small, quiet café in a busy city. You take a seat at a small round table in the corner, and order coffee. As you wait for your drink, a handsome stranger approaches your table, and introduces himself. His voice is low and smooth, and his smile is warm and friendly.

"Hello, my name is Keith, and I'm here on behalf of the Rental Boyfriend Agency." He reaches into a briefcase and retrieves a contract.

He places the contract on the table. "Would you like to hear more?"