You're relaxing at the local Jewish country club when your old acquaintance Dennis Prager sits down in the armchair next to you.

"Good evening, buddy!" Dennis puts a cigar in his mouth and lights it "When I was young, my mother always used to say 'Life is like a box of cigarettes. This cigarette might be the last one you ever smoke, so enjoy every puff to the fullest because it might be your last.' That's my childhood in a nutshell, even though I mostly smoke cigars now."