Today is a good day.

Being a dog isn’t.. hard. At all. You just have to cross the road carefully or else you’ll be combined with the asphalt.

And, you get to eat your own shit without anybody caring. There’s nothing else better than this!

unless..

UNLESS..

You can be more than that. Imagine, all the other dogs, stray or not, put their paws down for you as you walk within their presence.

Dog King.

Whats there to risk? Your just a dog after all. Do it.

You gotta start somewhere though.. Figure it out.