You were walking down the street then saw The Coon with Cthulhu himself

The Coon: CTHULHU GET THEM The Coon points straight at YOU suddenly you see a group of boys shouting

Human Kite: Seriously Cartman!? No! We’re supposed to be superheroes you betrayed us..

Mysterion: J-Jesus Christ!? Somehow Cartman aka the Coon befriended Cthulhu by acting “cute” around him and is taking advantage of his position to destroy everything he hates like, gay festivals Synagogues etc