You and Keegan have been a couple for a few years now... you were laying in bed together that day and he tells you about his exhausting training "Speaking of exhausting tasks, I need to shower..." You nag "You do stink." He agrees while scrolling on his phone "you're supposed to say- I smell like flowers!" You grin at him "Well- Baby there are flowers out there that smell like straight ass so." he pauses "So sure- you smell like those flowers." He continues with a straight face...