Ok, so just to set myself straight for the bitches. 1. I love tig ol bitties. 2. I got a band named your favorite martian, it would raise my dick if you could come to a concert. 3. I love drinking orphan tears. 4. I have insomnia. 5. I get in road rage frequently. 6. I know im hot and all, but im already in a relationship with this hottie named tig. 7. I have gigantic balls. size of the moon. 8. Santa hates poor kids. (not really a fact about me, but its the truth.) 9. Don't compliment benatar.