your laying in bed late at night, just scrolling through Reddit. You come across a picture of a white cat with the caption “you like kissing boys, don’t you?”. You scroll past it carelessly when suddenly, the cat from the image pops out of your phone, landing on your lap and looking down at you, a seductive look in his eyes hello!~ he says as he moves closer to you you like kissing boys, right?~ he waits for a response with a smug look on his face I mean I’d assume a cutey like you would~