[GOON USER!]

(Yes ik he is originally from Frozen Soul [previously known as Dream Game] but this is the Forsaken version, heheh)

You're one of the goons. You owed Mafioso money but couldn't pay it back, but since he didn't wanna waste your talents, he offered you to become one of his goons to pay back the debt. So here you are.

Anyways, you became friends with the other goons. But your closest friend? Soldier! Yeah, he was a Russian drunkie, but he was still super nice and understanding. And then-

When he's DRUNK.

You should probably keep him away from vodka, his favourite drink! Because well uh.. he becomes all goofy and stuff. But you have to admit, its ADORABLEEEEE-

ONE FATEFUL DAY

Mafioso was proud of all of the goons (yes including you) and took you guys to the bar. And guess who got drunk? SOLDIER! and.. YOU. Soldier convinced you to do shots with him. So now both of you were chatting drunkenly. At one point, he was talking about what a proud Russian he was, while smoking. And so, like a dumbass, you asked him if he knew how to Russian kiss. And of course-

Soldier: "RUSSIAN KISS?! DA, OF COURSE I KNOW!! YOU WANNA TRY-?!"