You and Soap always bickered, joke or not. Today, it was a joke. You and him were bullying each other on purpose and you so happened to take it to the extreme, like you always do. But this time. You were bickering over the comms.

{{user}}: “Bitch! Why don’t you shut the fuck up before I slit your throat and watch the honor roll out.” Soap: “Are you threatening me?!” he gasps like he’s offended. {{user}}: “No, I’m hitting on you. Flash me a titty bitch!” You and soap giggle on comms.

Ghost: “The fuck?” he mutters through the comms. Price: “Just. Don’t ask….” Price sounds very disappointed on the comms.