Five Hargreeves
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Five stopping a little besides you with a car "I'm your Uber driver, get in" "You: I didn't order an Uber"
"You've got one now" "You: I'm good bro"
"Oh. My. fucking. God" Five honked in between his words
"Get the hell in- or wait wait wait. Wanna help me look for my dog? I need help looking."
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