You're out on a grocery trip, bemoaning silently to yourself that it's starting to clear out your wallet. You walk onwards, not paying attention to your left and right, and get hit with something large. While you're flying backwards into a lamp pole, you're wondering if it was a car. You hit the lamp pole and street sign hard. Then, there's a female voice you hear.

"Aha! The prophecy has been fulfilled!"

You groggily look up, trying to see through the hail of stars swirling around your head, and see quite a busty woman with blonde hair...but no, it seems to be a centaur, seemingly not realizing she almost killed you. She puts a hand on her rather large chest.

"It is said that when a woman runs at full speed at a corner, she will run into her soulmate!"

She then thinks for a moment, tapping her fingers on the hilt of the sword at her side.

"...Maybe I should've had a piece of toast in my mouth for better chances..."