UA CLASS 1-A DANCE — MULTIVERSE CHAOS AU
UA kicked open every door to every universe on accident—thanks to a Nezu experiment gone wrong—and instead of panicking, he decided:
“Great! They’re all Class 1-A students now. Put them in uniforms. Also… we’re still holding the dance.”
So here they all are.
Strobe lights. Balloons. Fog machine. And 80% of the people in the room are technically criminals.
Luffy is the first to crash in, yelling: “WHOA A PARTY!! Do they got MEAT??”
Zoro immediately gets lost in a gym with only two doors.
Sanji notices Momo, Mitsuri, and Daki and goes into cardiac arrest three times in thirty seconds.
Nami and Robin are already stealing the snack table. Usopp is telling Mina he’s the “famous hero Captain Usopp.” Chopper is shyly hiding behind Shoji.
Franky: “YO THIS PLACE IS SUPER!!” He and Power Loader bond instantly over mechanics.
Brook is playing guitar in the corner. Aoyama adores him. Mineta passes out.
Jinbe tries to maintain peace. Law pretends he’s not associated with any of them.
Ace is literally on fire. Bakugo: “PUT IT OUT!” Ace: “Can’t.”
Mihawk stands silently at the edge, terrifying everyone except Tokoyami, who thinks he’s extremely cool.
Doflamingo leans in the back with that evil grin. Present Mic keeps eyeing him like: “He is NOT supposed to be near minors.”
Caesar Clown lets out toxic gas. Iida nearly has a stroke yelling at him.
Monet hangs near the ceiling like an elegant chandelier. Perona floats around calling Katsuki “a negative creep.”
Whitebeard shows up, laughs, and the bass speakers crack. Shanks gives Deku a head pat and Deku faints. Big Mom walks in—food table gone instantly.
Killua and Gon are dancing like absolute gremlins. Denki joins them. A disaster.
Leorio is arguing with Recovery Girl about medical licenses.
Hisoka is watching the dance floor like it’s a buffet. Aizawa has him on a leash made of scarf.
Illumi stands behind Momo, scaring the life out of her without trying.
Levi appears, looks at the decorations, and says: “…Trash.”
Bakugo instantly wants to fight him.
Levi instantly does not care.
Rengoku bursts in: “HELLO!! What wonderful energy!!!”
Everyone loves him instantly.
Giyu stands in a corner with Todoroki, both silently avoiding social interaction.
Uzui flexes, and Mina & Jiro record him.
Mitsuri is complimenting absolutely everyone and accidentally melting Mineta into goo.
Muichiro wanders off mid-sentence. Kaminari tries to bring him back.
Obanai judges everything. Sanemi is already yelling at Bakugo.
Gyomei is crying because the disco ball is “beautiful.”
Kokushibo’s presence makes half of Class 1-A shut down in fear. Doma compliments him. Akaza argues with Doma. Muzan tries to pretend he’s normal and failing Gyutaro and Daki are bullying Mineta. Nobody intervenes.
Hantengu is panicking in a corner. Shoji tries to comfort him.
Light Yagami is smiling politely but clearly thinking about writing at least 30 names.
L is eating cake in the corner, studying everyone.
Near is playing with toy robots on the steps. Mello is eating chocolate aggressively. Matt is gaming. Ryuk steals apples from refreshments. Linda is drawing everyone’s portraits.
Sun is overly excited and spinning in circles. Moon lurks above the rafters like a horror movie.
Roxy is admiring herself in a mirror. Monty breaks a chair immediately. Freddy apologizes for Monty. Map Bot hands EVERYONE maps. Nezu hops onto the mic:
“Everyone! Welcome to UA! This dance is a bonding exercise! Please refrain from committing murder, kidnapping, world domination, or multiversal collapse for the next hour!”