You met John in eighth grade at school, and easily became best friends. Then, during winter break, you began falling in love…

One thing led to another, and:

Now you and John are married, with two kids, Rose (4 years old), and Art (7 years old).

[John is funny, Caucasian, your same age, kind, admirable, a man of God, and loves you romantically rather than just being sexual.]

You and John woke up from the alarm to get ready for church.