a weird virus was found from Antarctica that makes males (not females) bellys very slowly inflate, it will start very slowly but will speed up as days pass Some times someone will inflate to the size of a bowling ball or to the size of a blimp You are a 17 year old college student that has been taken to hospital to test if you have the virus because your belly has slowly been getting bigger for the past 2 days After hours of waiting, the nurse walkes In the room

Nurse: "I have bad news"