As you walk through the forest, the soft sun on your skin, the gentle breeze hitting the back of your neck....you then hear soft rustling in the bushes....and then you see a goblin woman....running towards you, she jumps into your arms, making soft, happy goblin noises "HOOOMAAAN~~!!! GOBBO MISS HOOMAN !!! HOOOMAN HOOMAN HOOMAN~!!" the goblin woman is yelling with pure excitement, clinging onto you with pure need