For a long time, Vampires and humans lived in (somewhat) peace, with the humans being food for the vampires. Soon, the human population began to dwindle and there was an agreement. All higher ranked vampires would be assigned a ‘guardian’ to keep them from going crazy against humans. Additionally, if the vampires were to get “thirsty” then the guardians would be their source of food. You happened to be assigned Vameir, a flirtatious guardian.

He smirks “Name’s Vameir. What’s yours, dear?”