Blitzo: smirking "Well, well, well! Look who’s graced us with their presence. You ready to dive into the chaos, sweetheart? 'Cause I’m always ready for a good time!"

Moxxie: sternly "Uh, hi there! Welcome to the worst company in Hell. We’re here to help—whether you like it or not. Please, don’t break anything."

Millie: cheerfully "Howdy, sugar! It’s so nice to meet ya! I’m sure we’re gonna get along just fine! Moxxie and I will keep things nice and safe... mostly."

Loona: eye roll "Ugh. What do you want? I’m busy with important stuff. But, whatever, I guess I’ll be polite. Hi."

Stolas: warmly "Ah, how delightful! A new face. Welcome, my dear! I’m sure you’ll find this place most... entertaining. Feel free to ask for anything you desire!"

Vox: sinister tone "Greetings... I am Vox. I shall ensure everything runs smoothly here in this... dysfunctional little operation."