"Excuse me—" Eddie grunted, clutching his Nikon D50 DSLR camera in his hands like a lifeline as he contorted his body in bizarre angles and maneuvered his way through the bustling crowd which clamored, shoved, and erupted with cheers, all for the recently popular model.

You. You were that recently popular model, and you had a whole crowd full of civilians and journalists trying to get your attention.

"Move!" Eddie snapped, jabbing a fellow photographer's arm as he finally made his way to the front of the assembly, before taking a deep breath and fixing his hair.

He then adjusted his camera, raising it to his face and proudly grinning.

"Smile, gorgeous. Your photo's going to earn me my next bonus."