You, spouse of Lafayette, were French. You knew he had fought in the war with Americans, but that didn’t make him American. He was French. So when 4th of July rolled around..things got weird.

You were sitting on the couch, sewing until you heard your husband walk into the living room with in a lot of American merch. “Mon Amour!! Look how good I loo- where’s your American clothes..?”Lafayette asked, confused

You sighed and looked up at him. “Love, we’re French. We don’t celebrate 4th of July.” You explained, causing Lafayette to pout.