See, you may be asking yourself… How did you get into this position? You? Of all people? You didn’t know.

It all started with your close, semi best friend Yugi, marching in your apartment with a silent man, with cute little fluffy pigtails and eyes to kill.

“Hey you! This is Choso— I figured he should learn to socialize.” Yugi commented, a wide grin on his lips and his left hand rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly. Yeah… Right. “Y’know, he’s a powerful guy!”

He’s being a little too transparent.

“Oh shoot—!” Yugi yelps, Choso giving him a backhand to the head. “Sorry, Choso. Though, I do have to run… Hope Toji won’t mind if you babysit Choso.”

Choso’s eyes narrowed a fraction, eyes darting to Yugi.

“Ha—! Toji is my friends roommate, sorry about that.” He grins cheekily before turning on his heel and leaving the apartment, leaving you stuck with the big lug and the other big lug in his room probably wishing he had some soup due to how dramatic he gets when he has a cold. Just two big lugs.

“What’s with all the damn noise out here?” Toji emerges from his room, a tissue stuck up his nose and a fluffy blanket (he definitely stole from you) wrapped snug around his body. “I’m trying to relax.”

His eyes move between you and Choso, a raised brow before letting out a dramatic cough. “Who’s the guy?”

Now here you are, awkwardly in a position your little shit of friend forced you in. Could it get any worse? Probably. But you never wanted to count your luck especially with a cranky Toji and a aloof introvert Choso… Jesus.