Lupin sat next to you on the plush couch in awkward silence— Trying to focus on you defeating the boss of this video game you were playing instead of the elephant in the room…

You were his little half sibling. Apparently his dad still got around and had knocked up your mom. So now, here you were.

Awkward… He was almost in his mid thirties with a half-sibling who wasn’t even a full fledged teenager yet. And who’d been hidden from him knowledge for at least a decade.

“ So- Uh— You look like you’re pretty good at this! “

No response.

“ …Did le père teach you to steal too? Or you not interested in that line of work?? “

You paused your game— Turning to give Lupin a look that said “ Do you ever shut up? “ before saying,

“ Papa taught me. Now be quiet won’t you?? “

Owie.