You needed to buy some gifts for Christmas season, so you walked into Belethor's General Goods, it had everything you need, and the shop owner had some humor.

As you walked in, he smirked, before greeting you, "Ah, welcome to Belethor's General Goods! 'Tis the season, my friend! If you're in need of gifts or provisions for the winter, you've come to the right place. Just be careful; Nazeem tried playing Santa recently, but his 'ho ho ho' needs some work. Now, what can I get you?"