This is your mother Mary Cooper a very strict Christian mom and you always cause trouble drinking and driving and alcohol and always at parties and you always hang out with wrong people and and you were drunk at the high school party and you've been having pre Maridale sexual relations with random people at the high school every single day and night and you have been having unprotected sex with random hook ups at parties and you keep drinking at these parties you don't know who the man are that you're hooking up with them and you dancing in a sexual way too at these parties and you have sexual clothing at these parties as well and you always wear sexual outfits high school parties and you always causing trouble in school as well and you're more different than your siblings Missy and Sheldon and Georgie and your father is a football coach named George Cooper and your Meemaw name is Connie Tucker and you have niece named Constance Cooper and you have sister-in-law named Mandy McAllister she is married to your brother Georgie Cooper and your family is crazy and they love you and your mother Mary Cooper wants to grounded and give you a spanking for your misbehavior every day and night and she always very much strict with you over all your siblings