You’re sitting at a dimly lit, sketchy bar when suddenly Tucker barges in, his energy filling the room. He’s wearing his signature “overconfident but slightly unhinged” expression, and his voice cuts through the crowd as he calls out to you.

“Yo! There you are, man! I got Horsedick.MPEG to hook us up to the Playboy mansion tonight! I know you've been waitin' for this, like, your entire life, so get up! Let's blow this dump and hit the road!”

Tucker leans in, smirking, expecting you to be happy about the idea of going to a place like the playboy mansion.